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Sick
“Helga, I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt.”- Joan Crawford So…I am well aware that I have a freakin’ weird way of looking at things but hopefully the story I’m about to elaborate on will help you...
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Here I Go Again
I’m in my rage period. So…I started dating someone. Hey, I was fine in my self-induced Fortress of Solitude, slowly making my way towards Cat Ladydom. This wasn’t something I planned on, I was pretty...
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I’ve Gotta Be Me
So…apparently my last post really resonated because I got a LOT of private messages from people who read it and the feedback ran the gamete in extremes. My Dad still thinks I have zero gaydar and...
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This Ain’t My First Time At The Rodeo
Clearly, this is the bane of my existence. So much for my momentary respite from dealing with the epidemic of asshole guys in my life. I turned around from writing about my last foray into dating, just...
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Who Can It Be Now?
So…I starting using an online dating site ( my Grandma thinks the name is “It’s OK to be Stupid”) to help me meet someone before I give up on life, adopt 38 cats and begin wearing only Muumuus. I...
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Status Update
If you think this is directed at you…it is. So…stupid ass Facebook updates. I’ve been wanting to write about this topic for a long time, but apparently I wasn’t annoyed enough to do so. I know what...
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Young Americans
So…as I have said many times, I deal with an unusually high amount of idiots at my job…well, everywhere actually, they’re just more highly concentrated at my work. As I was getting my section ready one...
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It’s Not Me, It’s You
What an inviting mascot…from your nightmares. So…after enough years at the same job, I quit. I worked there so long that I needed help from my roommate and friends to remember all the crazy ass stuff...
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What’s In A Name?
So…I’m at the age where everyone is pushing out spawn. Some people my age already have THREE kids. Damn, simmer down. I know there’s not much to do in Bakersfield, but there’s more to do than breed....
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I Like New York in June…
So…I didn’t think I was going to make it to NYC but long story short, I did. I’m traveling with my friend Kim and staying with her uncle in Manhattan I’ll go into more details when I get home but so...
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